avehotsumma:

Kim makes me want to make a sex tape and have it go viral and then become famous off of it and then have a rapper’s cute ass baby girl just so I can dress her up in expensive clothes. Ahh, what fun ☺️

moistflow:

talkin on the phone with ur mom like image

(Source: cumdurnp, via andrewquo)

lion:

when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

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succeeding:

i hate it when hot people post those collages of their selfies like what the fuck i can’t even take one good one

(via ruinedchildhood)